Three Jokes which Most People Won't Get

1) There is a party of functions. Everyone is there. x², π² and every other function is having fun. Except e^x , who is sitting in a corner all by itself. x³ notices it and says: "come on, integrate yourself!"  e^x responds sadly: "Why should I? It wouldn't make a difference"

2) A group of bankers want to invest in, and bet on, horse races. They decide to hire a group of physicists and ask them to find which horse will be the best. On the day of the presentation, the physicists have a presentation ready. On the first slide there is a circle. A physicist takes out a laser pointer, points at the circle, and says "Modelling the horse as a perfect sphere in an insolated system, in a vacuum..."


3) Heisenberg and Schrödinger drive in a car, and are stopped by a police officer. He asks: "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg responds: "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was driving"
The police officer thinks that this response is a bit odd, and searched the car. A few minutes later he comes back and asks: "Sir, did you know you had a ead cat in you trunk?" Schrödinger responds: "No, but now I do."


YAY, physics and maths jokes. Funny? Maybe. Conversation starter / ice breaker? Yes!

Warning Labels for Evolution Textbook Stickers

From time to time, a new incident regarding the creationist stickers in biology textbooks appears in the news. I propose that instead of all the drama, we simply make this mandatory:

 

 Here's the actual sticker:

Warning Sticker by me. But please feel free to distribute it, or print it out and glue it on every creationist sticker you see. Just to be sure, of course. And to avoid excessive vomiting.